A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all married within a
short period of time. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their
sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but went to
the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said; "Good to the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her
daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and
the card read; "Benson & Hedges."
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from
the Benson & Hedges pack; "Extra Long - King Size."
She again was slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.
The third daughter left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean.
Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing.
Then, after a whole month, a card arrived.
Written on it, in very shaky handwriting, were the words; "British
Airways."
Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the
pages, fearing the worst.
Finally, Mom found an ad for the airline; "Three times a day, seven days a
week, both ways."
Mom fainted.