Anyone who hates dogs and kids cant be all bad.
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch?!?!
Horsesense is a sense a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Distress:
A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
Boren's Laws:
1) When in charge, ponder.
2) When in trouble, delegate.
3) When in doubt, mumble.
Hippogriff:
An animal (nov extinct) which was half horse and half griffin.
The griffin was itself a compouned creature, half lion and
half eagle. The hippogriff was actually, therefore, only one
quarter eagle, which is two dollars and fifty cents in gold.
The study of zoology is full of surprises.
Ink:
A villaious compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic,
and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and
promote intellectual.
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body.
This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
Seduced, shaggy Samson snored.
She scissored short. Sorely shorn,
Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed,
Silently scheming,
Sightlessly seeking
Some savage, spectacular suicide.
- Stanislaw Lem
I like work...
I can sit and watch it for hours.